Looking like a zombie......

If you are a girl, dear reader, you probably know by my title that I'm talking about face masks. If I have kept anyone in unbearable tension by not revealing my facial routine, you can relax: the wait is over.
So like most normal people I start my facial routine by washing my face. Then I'm supposed to exfoliate, but I couldn't find anything with which to exfoliate. So I was like hey, I'll use sugar and honey. I've heard of people doing that.
Of course it's my house, so I couldn't find any sugar or honey. So I naturally, I used salt and olive oil. Wow. I'm glad no one reading my blog knows who I am, cause I've just admitted to the Internet I spent Sunday evening rubbing salt on my face.
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Moving on. After exfoliating, I steam. A nifty little trick I often use while steaming is to pop a tea bag in the water. Then I go under my towel and steam, and when I'm finished, huzzah, it's tea! So then I can sip my tea whilst I wear my face mask.
Today I decided to try a mask bubzbeauty mentioned on her channel (I love her videos) that is made of avocado and banana. But of course it's my house, so there were no bananas.
Let's just stop for a minute. In what universe do people have no sugar in their house, but three avocados ? No one in the family even likes avocados! They just sit there, judging us from the fruit bowl!
Ok, my rant's over. I'm sitting here typing, and a few minutes ago I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror, and I almost gave myself a heart attack. If I saw myself on the street, I would run from me screaming. And throwing off my clothes like you're supposed to do for bears, in case the zombie me decided to stop to investigate them.

When my zombie face dries, I'm going to use rice water as a natural toner, because it really reduced redness in my skin. I tried to cook egg fried rice a few days ago (it didn't work. I added so much egg it was more like scrambled eggs with random pieces of rice stuck in)  but on the bright side I got my rice water out of it!

I think it's nearly time to wash the avocado of my face so, once again, good bye people!